dat bascule
guys.. we’ve been doing it wrong all this time. this is clearly how you’re supposed to jump into water
MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
well, that’s one way to do it.
Equestrian Memes: a summary of Day 1 as a summer camp counselor at my barn Stop running... →
a summary of Day 1 as a summer camp counselor at my barn
- Stop running
- Don’t curry the horse’s ears
- The saddle pads go on before the saddle
- Stop yelling
- No we are not having lunch yet it is 10 AM
- Do not let the lead rope drag on the ground when you’re walking the horse
- The horse went…
Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”what
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
It helps if you read it in the accents….
omfg
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
god bless push up bras
God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.
anger
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
